Heard the One About the Two Hunters?

 Harry and Bill went deer-hunting and, sadly, Harry got accidentally shot and fell in a crumpled heap. Bill staggered back to the hunting camp to get help.  It took him a long time because he was carrying the buck he'd just bagged on his back.
  Back at the camp, his friends were alarmed to hear what had happened and puzzled, asked,   "Hey Bill! Why dya bring the deer?"
Bill shrugged, "Well I figured no one'd wanna steal Harry."