To the....

 I'm thinking of a more original word than "ridiculous"..

And not coming up with one... The eagle (s) are made of wood.

 (The flower is real, though)

 I think. The sign, at a place in Virginia called

Says "Chainsaw Art" but I always thought that meant those crude carved bears and such.  Still, art it's meant to be. We were the only visitors.

Probably for years.

But just think what a fortune they'd make if they packed it all up and flogged it in Whitechapel. It would end up in the Tate Modern.  Maybe I'm on to something there.

 Meanwhile an interesting sign on the door at a nearby garage.

Time to empty your pockets.